"Author Caught Giving 14 Year Old Girls Photos of Two Inch Meat in Autographed Copies of Book, Shouted "It’s a Metaphor" During Arrest"
I am SICK and TIRED of people objecting to seeing women using their breasts for what they are actually for. BREASTFEEDING IS NOT VULGAR OR OBSCENE.
I support breastfeeding all the way, even if it is in public.
And the award winning one:
THIS. THIS. THIS/
Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends
when people tell me stupid things ive done in the past
Other compliments that do NOT focus on appearance:
It’s so nice to hear your laugh.
It’s good to see you.
I’m glad you’re here.
That was clever.
You’re so thoughtful.
You make me laugh.
I enjoy your company.