my parents never gave me the sex talk and here i am knowing more than i should
when you and your friend find out you both hate the same person
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such
then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud
I’m sure that’s what he thought.