friends sleeping when im awake. what a bitch. she timezoned me
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The first person to make pizza flavored condoms will be a millionaire
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thinking about my homework is probably as far as im gonna get with it
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I’m here like hold the fuck up…
who raised OUR generation? YOUR generation did, so…
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me huntin for the pussy
SSTOP REBLOGGING THIS I’M A STRAIGHT 14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRL
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